The Enterprise sneaks up on the Reliant.
And then most every Star Trek writer forgot ships could maneuver in three dimensions until Deep Space Nine.
Does Han Solo complain about the Friend Zone when he thinks a girl he likes doesn’t like him back?
NO.
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
Toronto’s Come As You Are is the only cooperatively owned and operated sex shop in the world! It is also very much loved by very many people- including me!
We’ve all by now heard about how Yahoo is trying to get some “cool” with a supposed $1 billion purchase of hip blogging platform Tumblr, but it may be a moot point if Tumblr’s users fail to stick around post-sale…
So what do you think, Tumblrites? All porn all the time, to say “fuck you, Yahoo”, or just stop posting or even delete our accounts, to say “fuck you, Yahoo”?
That rumored $1 billion offer from Yahoo! to buy Tumblr? It’s looking like a forgone conclusion at this point. But things are messy and speculative and there are already doomsayers predicting this is a bad idea for everyone involved. But mostly they’re predicting it’s bad for Yahoo!
Well, it’s a done deal.
If you really take a look at your ordinary boring life, you’ll discover something truly wonderful. Our regular old pointless lives are incredibly joyful — amazingly, astoundingly, relentlessly, mercilessly joyful. You don’t need to do a damned thing to experience such joy either. People think they need big experiences, interesting experiences. And it’s true that gigantic, traumatic experiences sometimes bring people, for a fleeting moment, into a kind of enlightened state. That’s why such experiences are so desired. But it wears off fast and you’re right back out there looking for the next thrill. You don’t need to take drugs, blow up buildings, win the Indy 500 or walk on the moon. You don’t need to go hang-gliding over the Himalayas, you don’t need to screw your luscious and oh-so-willing secretary or party all night with the beautiful people. You don’t need visions of merging with the totality of the Universe. Just be what you are, where you are. Clean the toilet. Walk the dog. Do your work. That’s the most magical thing there is. If you really want to merge with God, that’s the way to do it. This moment. You sitting there with your hand in your underwear and potato chip crumbs on your chin, scrolling down your computer screen thinking “This guy’s out of his mind.” This very moment is Enlightenment. This moment has never come before and once it’s gone, it’s gone forever. You are this moment. This moment is you. This very moment is you merging with the total Universe, with God Himself.
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| — | Zen is Boring- Brad Warner (via meditateandcreate) |
Pioneer Woman’s Spinach Salad with Warm Bacon Dressing
The red onions and mushrooms are cooked, which we personally found delicious. The spinach wilted with the warm veggies and dressing. YUM.
What you need:
3 whole eggs
7 slices bacon
1 whole red onion, small
1 package white button mushrooms
Baby spinach
2 tablespoons olive oil
3 tablespoons reserved bacon grease
3 tablespoons red wine vinegar
2 teasepoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon dijon mustard
dash of salt
Boil eggs, peel and set aside.
Cook bacon until chewy/crispy and set aside.
Reserve 3 tablespoons of bacon grease and set aside.
Cook sliced red onions and sliced mushrooms in 2 tablespoons of olive oil.
In another pan, add bacon grease, red wine vinegar, sugar, dijon mustard, salt and chopped up bacon and heat until warm.
Start to layer the salad: Spinach, mushrooms and onions, dressing and chopped or sliced eggs.
(Gastronomic) unf.
